Explicit Content!!! Profanities Abound!!!!
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yoyoyo...............this is gonna be a long post, unless God forbids me by keep refusing to publish my post.......haha
Do y'all know wads the day todae???? Its 06/06/06 otherwise or superstituously, 666 marks the beast.............did u all notice someting stirring when the clock struck 6:06:06pm??? bet dat during dat time most of ya are cowering in fear on ur bed, refusing to step down until ur mum comes in wif a black face shouting at u a gazillion times for u to eat ur dinner........hm this 666 signifies differently depending on the angle from where u see it from. From Christianity, it signifies devil, apparently Satan........From Chinese, it signifies luck!, where they believe the number is related to waterfall, which will bring u good luck all year round. Whatever the case, if this kinds of 'dirty' things want to come find me, to them i whisper, Bring It On!
ok...lets toke about today, hmm primer first lesson as usual nth to say, followed by the phy chem practical.....today's experiment is goddamn scary, its somekind of sudden death match or rather imagine urself suffering from cardiovascular disease den being shocked by 10Kj of electricity........the results? OWNAGE!! Combo Whore!!
ok it was this iodine thingy, we were suppose to shake till a blue-black colour comes out from the colourless solution when this happens we have to add aliquot in, we have to do this 7 times......it was dat unmatched element of surprise, cuz dere was no warning when it would change colour, yeah many of us screamed at each other cuz we were shaking and talking den suddenly POO it change, many were screamin at their partners " CHANGE LIAOOOOO!!!!!!" lol
ok after that we got INORGANIC CHEMISTRY TUTORIAL, notice dat i somehow manage to convince myself to spell this whole module out and in caps! ok, today was quite fked up, the TSL kept calling my name, like trying to pick on me, wait a min, wad trying? She IS picking on me...WTF.........i was juz resting my head on the table and copying down wads written on the whiteboard, and she said:"Gabriel,answer the question" which i didnt know how to do, so i said i dunno, den she chided me, say:"dunno,still can sleep"....fk man i think shes the one slping, if im slping how can i copy wads written on the board??? FK U BITCH!!!! well think she is really blind, behind me sat 4 gurls, NONE(got dat? NONE) of them were talking, den she boomed:"the gurl at the back with long hair, stop talking", at which i turned my head to find them in bemusement, u know y? Firstly, none of them were talking and secondly, all 4 of them had long hair, so which one is TSL referring to???? wth man....hmm purpose of going to a tutorial is to ask questions and teachers suppose to clear our doubts, ok this was wad happen to me, which sparked a serious row of debate. A gurl didnt know how to ans a question,and i wrote an ans but i knew dat it was wrong since i anihow hantam,den the gurl say nvm juz tell her my ans, so i told hydrogen bonding, den TSL said Gabriel u know huh????? ans lor....wtf i said i juz told her my ans which was wrong, den she asked me go up draw diagram in which the question didnt even ask at the first place......i said i dunno how to go up draw..........den she say try.....wth i dun even know wads the question about how to do??? lame fk man TSL.............den she say wad dunno den she skip the question until some1 knows how to do???OMG wad kinda tutor is this???? i dun pay school fees for such a PMS and Deprived-Of-Sex teacher....coming to class trying to fuck arnd wif us, refund me the fees for her and i can use it to go buy the textbook and i ownself study even better..........wad i mean is dat, if we know how to do all the questions we can dun come for tutorial already wad aint it?? we come for tutorial is so dat tutor can explain to us the more difficult question, and not scold us for not doing and dun explain to us until some1 can do it...........wth if the whole class for 1week cant solve the questions wad makes her think dat wifin the 5mins we can come up wif a solution? and she actually left the room....ok she came to question 9 and none of us know how to do, den she say y nvr try??? since no1 want to come up do i will go.....and dere she packed her things and left the room...=.= come on la, if we know we already tell u we know and can end the class even earlier rith? wad for suffer down dere looking at her fk face and dat super tight shirt shes wearing dat made her boobs looked larger den it normally does(holy fuck,Father pls save me from the temptations of lust) this is wad i call a BUTCH or a BITCH or a Prostitute or a WHORE...ah wadever u wanna call her, its not my fucking problem cuz im oso swearing and cursing at her behind the com screen rith now.......damn as the devil left a mark in my brain?? y am i succumbing to the evil temptation of anger!!!! cool down, relax, no use getting angry over such an insignificant person.....yeah dats the way i would do it!!!.......i think i would go to bed earlier tonith so i can reflect on my actions and to meditate as to seek forgiveness and be enlightened...i must cleanse my brain from all the evil temptations and input in me the purities of good.
well after ranting and raving like some madman im actually feeling much better rith down or am i??? haiz....should stop now although i got tons of time to slack today, the devil had juz cast a void over my brain....oww
P.S: TSL = Total Stuck-up Loser
Time for countdowns once again!!!!!!!!!!
My birthday.....................6 days more!!!!
World Cup 2006.................3 days more!!!!
Wishlist:
1.) 10mpbs internet connection,
2.) 6gb mp3 player(any type, can hear can liao),
3.) Dat new Creative super bass speakers,
4.) Holland world cup orange sneakers( Converse only!!!),
5.) An extreme-makeover for my com( i want graphics card wif 128mb spd, INTEL dual core processor motherboard)
Hmmm, i know im asking too much?? haha who cares? hope any kind souls who see this can help this lil' poor guy achieve at least 2 of the 5 items =D
i would be darn happy...im willing to sacrifice my christmas presents if any1 of ya can satisfy all my 5 needs XD
"One who gives a fuck face, is one who have lost the ability to fuck forever, thats' why they must expressed their sexual desire through face expression"
( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )
omg, pls dun quote me...i dun wanna end up in the hospital
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