Sunday, July 30, 2006


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ok heres the class pic taken on wednesday as promised.........

nth significant happened during these 2 days........

oh finally gonna have a change in my internet plan...............singtel got this promotion going on........ they have quite a number of plans to choose from

i dunno whether i made the right choice, i chose the 1500kps plan which comes free wif an ACER com.......well i was actually grappling between this plan and the 10mps plan....well the 10mps plan oso got free acer pc yeah but u can guess the price?

well actually i thought how bout 10mps plan wif no free gifts, it would be arnd 60+......den i thought back....y would i need such godly spd??? i have survived well wif my 512kps plan, so in the end decided on the 1500kps plan.......hmm they said they will activate the new spd by 2mr, so hope dat by the time i come home from sch, new spd will be dere and raring to go!!! haha

ok.....i think i have slacked enuf for this weekend, no work done up till now.......better go do someting bout it.......yes dats the way!



"All these city streets the people look the same, and I can see your face, and I can hear your name, I wasn't asking for the world"

A sentence taken from the song, Your Sword Vs. My Dagger

Friday, July 28, 2006

here goes.....a joke


Title: So who's the normal person now?????


A visitor visiting a mental hospital,
asked the director: ' how do you all institutionalized patients'

Director replied: by giving them a test

Visitor: wad test??????

Director: we filled a bathtub full wif water, and asked them to choose between a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket, wif which they are supposed to empty the bathtub

Visitor: haha....a normal person would choose the bucket since its the biggest among the 3

Director: LOL, nope, a normal person would pull the plug in the bathtub and let it drain itself dry

Visitor: OMG!

Director: the reception counter is to ur right, pls pay the correct amount of fees before u checked in




roflmfao =D
here goes.....a joke


Title: So who's the normal person now?????


A visitor visiting a mental hospital,
asked the director: ' how do you all institutionalized patients'

Director replied: by giving them a test

Visitor: wad test??????

Director: we filled a bathtub full wif water, and asked them to choose between a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket, wif which they are supposed to empty the bathtub

Visitor: haha....a normal person would choose the bucket since its the biggest among the 3

Director: LOL, nope, a normal person would pull the plug in the bathtub and let it drain itself dry

Visitor: OMG!

Director: the reception counter is to ur right, pls pay the correct amount of fees before u checked in




roflmfao =D

Thursday, July 27, 2006

yo.....wth stupid blogger, it juz wouldnt load up the class pictures taken yesterdae!!!!!
nvm guess i would them other days

firstly, WTF!!!!!!!!!!! y NP can host World GameMaster Tournament (WGT), nbcb wth is going man??????? den NYP host wad Junyang(the runner-up in some chinese singing competition) concert, nbcb i wan the WGT in NYP instead of NP!!!!!!! i want see ppl gaming instead of some assclown singing.........damm shaiky f his sch man.........stupid organisers shld host in NYP wad!!!!, got so many DotA assclowns, damm can make a team of 4 wif ben, bran and jason........all in nyp and last time dota together so many times, but im like raw from playing DotA for 1year already!!!!! y nobody want lend me their disc=( LEND ME !!!!!

ok nvm, whoever organised it GO TO HELL!!!!!

hmm.....i screwed up my econs presentation badly yesterdae.......im not so sure, my friends think i did fine but somehow i feel that my presentation skills wasnt dat good at all.......my hand were like quivering, and all i do was to read and read from the script like some automated robot, i didnt even look at the teacher or the class......guess its gonna be a foregone conclusion......now the thing dats gonna salvage my econs and prevent me from retaking the module is scoring a big A for the exam......only dat is my hope

ok.....2mr is my medicine test and math test.......seriously primer got 2 subjects together and they count them seperately WTF!!!! fail medicine u gotta retake even though u may pass the other........this is fked!! nvm....i got a good reassurance from the bioengineering teacher..........well it was regarding our project......ok lets rewind to tuesday, after our primer for bioengineering lecture ended, he showed us a slide dat showed all our projects and the estimated results after the assessing by 4 judges, the actual result will be released few weeks later........well only a few was highlighted, and u shld know wad dat means, fail rith??? den those dat were highlighted got either a black or red * beside it.........our project was highlighted wif a red * beside it, my group members and me were like OK dats it, fail the project liao, cuz our presentation of our product wasnt dat good at all when we juz came wif drawings on blank paper=.=.........den he said the 3 judges were extremely impressed wif one shot one use syringe(our product name) and had rate it at the top of their list, cuz of the simplicity of it and yet able to be used commercially and ease of used.....our teacher(hes the 4th judge) said dat he personally like ours oso and said ours had the potential to be sold on the market..........he said other products which was highlighted oso had the potential although ours seems to have the most power.........den he said if my group members + me are interested, we can come back during the holiday and remodel the product wif him, and repackage it to be sold to hospitals and other companies for trial usage.......well when he said dat, i was like WOW!! if other companies willing to buy the rights from us, wouldnt we earned some big bucks??? but i lazy leh, wah lao come back during holidays=.= somemore the product is my brainchild no way am i gonna give it up so easily!!!! an A on the card already.....im 99% confident!!!


aniway, math test 2mr testing on integration.......oh fk i think im gonna fail......cannot must pass this test!!!! so dat i can slack abit for the exam LOL.......oh well i will see how it goes.....
in the meantime let me go revise abit on it first



" Rome was not built in one day "

same thing applies to my product, it was made after countless of remodelling and such and after 3 months of hard work, the seeds are finally reaping...

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I knew it, i juz knew it..........it was wrong all the way from the start and it shouldnt have ended this way



The Jack Of All Trades, Is A Master Of None


and it came back to haunt me....

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

yo............homies, betcha thought ya estate was on fire this morning when u woke up, haze everywhere, the PSI at my home confirmed go up!!! so wads the reason???

YESYES u guessed it!!!! Hungry Ghost Festival.......actually wads so scary/eerie/horrifying/disturbing bout it?? come on like the title said its a goddamm FESTIVAL!!!!! we are suppose to celebrate, yes no no yes? and not by 11.59 we are glued to the bed cowering in fear, wif 3 blankets covering u.....wth is going on? ok seriously nobody wants to meet a real ghost, but wads the chances of u meeting it, or rather it meeting u??? 0.001%?? it means its gonna take how many gazillion years before u can meet 1, which by den u would have already become 1 and is totally redundant........u seen the papers, mags, news......where do they see ghosts?? derelict houses, dilapidated bungalow, abandoned old churches by the countryside, blah blah blah.....same old thing.....and if u didnt do aniting guilty? wad r u so scared off?? even if u see 1, it cant touch u, u cant touch it......=.= this is the best part of our brain, if u keep thinking bout it, ur brain will crankly make up an illusory view of it, such dat u see but it dun exist....somekind of mirage.....so get ur butt out of bed and stop thinking wildly, get those thoughts out of ur brain, temperature dropping drastically in ur room, chill down ur spine when in toilet during the night, white mist permeating out of ur air-con, gust of wind in the house although all the windows are closed, slamming of doors when all are closed, sound of footsteps in ur hse even though ur the only one at home and ur stationary..........all these are juz speculation and made to be true by those movies,books.........oh man......we are living in the modern era now.....and all this things dun coincide wif our physics law or even our general knowledge and common sense................all those who were freaked out by slamming of doors even though all are closed, pls go kill urself now........common sense will tell u DOORS GOT NO HANDS NO LEGS NO LIFE, HOW THE FUCK IT MOVE? MAGIC? ghost go thru everything!!! they cant touch aniting....so wth is wrong wif those ppl who r like scared stiff?? and for ur information.....thise is a festival for the ghosts to celebrate.....they go on an eating spree and partying holidaying wadeva u call it.....u think u some fking VIP ar???? u think they so free come visit u??? ur peanuts and a sip of wine aint gonna fill their stomach much dude............oh and wads this thing bout kicking joss-sticks at the grass and u would be haunted? i dun mean to be rude but its totally ridiculous, imagine this situation, a guy juz finished buring joss-sticks and incense paper was getting to stand up and leave, when he accidentally kick the joss-sticks....OH SO HE WOULD BE HAUNTED???? hes a good guy 1 moment serving food for them and a bad guy the next for toppling their food??? common sense ppl.......den wth is psychology for??? if those ahma and ahpa think they so smart in all these things, all the psychologists no job liao lar!!!

and all these fking smell of incense paper and joss-stick burning is starting to get on my nerves, singapore authorities trying to make sure the air in singapore are clean, yet there are these ppl who like burning things so much it look as if they could burn for their whole life=.=

yaya, nvm man.....suffer for 1 month....fk
2mr will be even more fker, econs presentation!!!! hoh seh liao lah.........
dunno y but have been feeling tired nowadays.....guess my vital energy had been used up already, and i need my daily 8hrs slp again to fully recharge it.........or maybe some invisible air beside me (wait a min u cant see air already, so wads wif dat invisible??huh? huh? huh wad huh la? treat u drink tea ar!!!) is sapping my energy away.....oh god im being pulled into all these superstituous crap......



" The ONE with the purest of heart, is a Holy Mortal "

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 -???? )

Sunday, July 23, 2006

wad a weekend for me, so many things to do yet i kept stoning infront of my com, my fingers refusing to type a single shit, my mind wandering off to dunno where............

lets see, saturday which was yesterday, i spent most of the day doing econs project, edit here and dere touch up the whole thing.........lo and behold today it was rdy for printing...haha

yesterdae night or today morning, well actually depends on ur perspective on whether u want night or morning, whichever suits u, I was wearing my earpiece and blasting music into my ear at deafening lvl while editing the econs project and doing my food science report at around 1.07am, when i heard a loud bang (GOT DAT? a loud bang), if im blasting music into my ear wearing a earpiece, i presume the loud bang to be SUPER LOUD, since it precedes the music lvl i was blasting, it was so loud and clear!!! Den suddenly the whole house blackout, and split seconds before the blackout, i caught a white figure which flashed past my eyes..........lol and i was like totally stunned dere, staring into dark space while trying to make out wad had happen, so i turned into an investigator, i walked to my room took a touchlight LMAO, the light was so dim can shine only a few centimeters infront haha, i was not sure where the flash came from, but i suspected a light bulb had fused or my com had overheated to be the cause of the trip, so i went to the store room to check dat meter thingy, its NOT FKING TRIP!!!!! i was trying to figure out where went wrong, den i thought of the meter thingy outside my hse(every hse oso have 1 lah) but got 2 different panels, lol , im not too sure which is the right one, so no choice went to the master bedroom and woke my papa up........he went out den adjust adjust adjust, WOOHOOO the power came rushing back in, ok when i got back to the com room, i finally knew wad happen, the flourescence light tube had fused(my com room got 2 lighting, 1 tube and 1 bulb), ooo so the loud bang came from the tube bursting and flashing oso from the tube.............case closed, now suffering under the bulb, not enuf light ar!!!! i forecast my eye degrees to go up by a few notches.....dammit

Sunday, wad a boring day, no badminton =( knn
stuck at home, stoned again.......oo and my parents went to buy a suit for me YAY!!!! but i looked damm retarded wearing suit leh........and my papa tie so obiang!!!! wtf lah, im thinking of wearing my red cross leather boots, dunno whether it qualify as business shoes anot!, arh heck care liao
the RO not happy, he can jolly well shut his eyes and dun look at my shoes.........u use ur eyes to see not to spy.............ahhh not funny man

ok im off.......ciao



'A person usually appears bright until you actually speaks to him, because light travels faster than sound'

homies y'all catch dat??? haha one of the best phrase every created

Friday, July 21, 2006

oh.......haha..........lay back and hang on a glass

so fast its the end of week14 already, goddamm it............HOT liao, the ultimate race is on
lets see wads on for hw or wadeva crap dere is
- 4 reports
- 1 econs project
- 1 primer brochure
- 1 inorganic tutorial
- 2 class tests ( medicine test which is opened-book and amaths test)

OK, this is wad i intend to do, tutorial go sch copy, finish econs and at least 2 reports by weekend, den monday i will rush my primer brochure....phew den class tests juz study the day before which is thursday(since both of them fall on friday).... dat settles it all, doesnt it?


ok lets toke bout yesterdae yakult trip, ooo overall much better den dat blardy khong gun trip, firstly its much more cleaner fully air-conditioned thruout.........but they abit stingy leh, give us 1 bottle of yakult only=.= oooo the tour arnd the factory was cool and interactive, the tour guide is very interactive and helpful........but since dere were 2 classes, after our tour we have to be stuck in the room to watch a stupid documentary on some bilitary cancer.......WTH!!! yeah now we finally know the stupid bacteria yakult added to their drinks.........rdy??? u sure u rdy???? its called!!!!!!!~~~~~~ here goes..........................................Lactobacillus casei Shirota strain......lol OWNED!

its getting fked up trying to borrow a formal suit, maybe i will buy 1 suit, but wad the heck, wear for 10mins only=.=

The Newpaper (TNP) slow lah, so long den review Panic! At The Disco, when i was reading todays paper i saw PATD, and i was like gosh! their album came out last year den now they reviewed it, isnt it abit too late??? and they give a low 3/5 somemore, knn so insulting........dun read/support them liao......haha



BUT........................................................BUT they got published some stupid quotes as well, which i find it quite spastic and entertaining at the same time....heres one which was published today.....ok i will edit it alittle to better reflect it


No one is stupid; it is just that they suffer from minimal cranial development

got the idea???? roflmao

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

yo homie.......
wat up man

haha, good day to everyone.............oo and i thought this week was bad...next week will be even badder!! 4 reports to hand up next week and a stupid econs project presentation, HO SEH LIAO!!!!!

hmmm, im starting to think our Primer product might juz be the surprise package, after rave reviews by the 3 assessors.......we were surprised too at their comments, cuz it was a sloppy, slipshod and last min work.......i went early for the Primer class yesterdae den as i looked at other group's project, i was like OMG ours sure got PWNED FLAT..........they came wif big posters, slide presentation, some even actually making the product out.........den the BIG moment came, 4 assessors came in and each group had to be assess by at least 3 of them, as they walked around the room, my group were like so sadded, we came wif printouts only =( 3 printouts and 2 sketches....all on blank paper somemore!!! and we didnt prepare well, we came up wif a product but didnt think of the disadvantages and other factors like cost etc. Well, when it was our turn, the first assessor which was our primer teacher didnt really comment much, we were like OK DATS IT!!! We're Going Under!!!!! den came our alternative medicine teacher, she said our product was very well thought and our improvision on syringe( we added clips and rubber stoppers) was a perfect idea....we even know which materials to use and y some could not be use( actually we didnt thought of it either, but at the moment she asked brainwave juz hit me, so i juz blabbered every single thing on D & T out, LOL and it actually helps)......she said the only thing we can ever improve now is only our presentation, she said we shld have presentated in poster or slides and not some plain paper..................and our last assessor is none other den wad my FS0602 ppl call him, the man of steel acting like a sissy, OCM!!! woohoo~~~, and we had 1 thumbs up and 1 thumbs down, and his assessing could prove fatal in deciding our fate, at first we thought we were sunk because we were like fumbling on our words, and he didnt spoke or comment at all, a deafening silence for a good 5mins, den we asked him: "er...any comments??" guess wad he said???.......ur product improvised until so good what u expect me to comment???, lol we were like thinking, sarcastic or genuine???? den he said our product is good den proceeded to blah blah blah bout materials used and y they shldnt be used, den he asked us bout it works , cost-effectiveness....den he compared ours to another group which did almost same as us, on syringes too, den he said ours was more well-thought off, cuz we considered the safety the cost etc. etc. actually we were like thinking sheepishly :"we didnt thought of it!, only u ask we juz rattled off wadeva common knowledge we hav" haha........overall, 2 thumbs up and 1 down........now im confident our product can get an A to compensate for our product proposal which manage to garner us a meagre C..........if it really works, haha i may consider selling the rights and products to other companies...wahahaha abit too far-fetched eh?

oh this week most of the days im released early, moday was e-learning day(no need go sch de) but the stupid MB teacher forced us, FORCED us, to go back, KNN, go back sch for 1 hour oso shiok??? den tuesday supposed to go school for 3hours only( cuz our practical cancelled, HAHA) from 10am -1pm, which was 2 primer den foloed by a phy chem tutorial, but we got econs project ( only our group stayed back, other group were like going home to slack...WTH=.=) .....sia leh this project confirmed must go, super dangerous, 2 slackers( 2 boys including me) + 2 straight A students(2 gurls) = NEUTRALIZATION
damm scary sia, whole day kanna scolded by them =( ........i think we better start doing something before they come screaming into our heads and fking tear us apart)

oooo, and todae i met another ungracious singaporean, as if im damm gracious myself (HAHA), the bus stopped at the MRT station, den many ppl alighting, den got this black woman(no offence, since i dunno shes malay or indian) started pushing her way thru to alight shouting, EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME, i was like wth, so many ppl alighting u scared wad?? when she pushed past me, i felt my fist ready to pummel into her face anitime, or use my bag to pludgeon(did i spell it correctly?) her skull or stomped on her till she became flat.........haha nvm, im sick of all these ungracious acts, sick of repeating them

2mr got a field trip to Yakult Factory =D, i wonder wad they gonna give us o.o......dat time the Khong Gun trip, blardy hell give us a packet of cheese crackers only =.= sian after field trip its report again and again.....sian 1/2


" The most terrifying creature ever to walk on Earth, its none other then females, never ever make them angry, cause they will fking tear you apart "


Current Favourite Song Of The Day: Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge

Monday, July 17, 2006

1's a loner
2's a company
3's a crowd
4's a FKING FOURSOME!!!!!!!!

yo..........hohoho World War III at my doorsteps, kanna bombarded by tutorials and projects and reports ar......... sian lah.....so much to do yet i so slack, dun feel like doing any1 of them, most pissed off is the Primer project......knn lo the teacher say week15 hand up, den suddenly on week13 he told us week14 must hand up liao......WTF MAN my group oso haven make the product properly yet........sian 1/2

damm la, weekend so much time but wtf my attention span too short, do something awhile only go do other thing liao......cannot must change my habit and stop being a last min guy!!!!!

ok....i better get down to work before World War IV descend upon me


Auf Wiedersehen!!!

Friday, July 14, 2006

yo, oo i finally understood y many ppl ranked singaporeans as among the worst in the world, selfish, sore losers, kiasu, like to act arrogant, like to lauf at ppl lousier den them, seriously wtf is going on in Singapore, wad had happened to our years of education?? when i read todae's The New Paper, deres a story on singaporeans being hoggers, which really make me feel ashame of my own nationality, and the irony is dat its written by a singaporean journalist. ok his is the story: an old woman collapse on the floor of a shopping center in Orchard, den paramedics put her on a stretcher and wth was all those shoppers thinking???? squeezing wif the paramedics into the lift, and fking pressing the buttons where they would alight, and it ended up dat the lift stopped at almost every floor before reaching the groundfloor where the ambulance was waiting.....seriously this is fking crap, they r causing delay to the paramedics in rushing the OLD woman to the hospital.......cant they juz wait for the next lift or wad?? waiting for a few secs wont kill them, but dat same few secs can kill the old woman............i was a first aider in my sec sch for 4yrs, i fking know how hard it is to get a injured person to the ambulance especially wif nerves tying u down.....and secondly, the lift so small and those hoggers squeeze and squeeze, do they know wad does a shortage of oxygen for the patient meant??? u squeeze for space = fighting wif them for oxygen...........i still remembered vividly, when i was sec2 my sch held a combined workshop wif another sch................and dere was a firedrill, many of our seniors and teachers pretended to be the injured and we r supposed to save them from the sch and rescue them to the field outside.......and of course other seniors act as obstacles, like wad those hoggers r doing, they want to see how we react, whether we can keep our nerves under control and not crack under pressure, i juz know how hard it is and how goddamm irritating it can be................can all these shoppers next time pls spare a thought for others??

ooo, and dat was kiasunism, now i will touch on selfishness, arrogant of some stuck-up singaporeans.....
ok the best example??? go play mapleSEA, 95% of the population are all singaporeans, if u play 2hrs per day for 3 months, u will realise how fuckgly singaporeans can be.........so many examples until its almost impossible to list them all out, i will list the more serious case, and i hope those guys/gurls i mentioned die an early death or juz fk themside up the ass.......ok first case: a lvl56 guy training at the zombie map, den came along a lvl80+ hermit, and he STARTED ksing the lvl56 guy, den started spamming change channel pls, and seriously is he trying to show off?? he said wad he own the map, WTF!!! and he said he higher lvl den the lvl56 guy so he got the right to ks!!! wth is going on man, Classic example of a STUCK-UP BASTARD.......

second case: this lvl56 guy in boss map, cuz boss spawn 1 time per 45mins-1hr each time, but this lvl56 guy missed the timing so asked another person who was in the map whether boss spawned already, instead of juz a SIMPLE yes or no, she kept quiet, so this lvl56 guy asked again, and once again she dun want to say, for fear the lvl56 guy would know the timing of the boss spawn, SELFISH BITCH, if she answed yes the guy would know the timing, if she said no the guy would stay in the map and wait......ok resonable reason but isnt a game made for all to share?? she is being fking selfish, well lucky she got disconnected HAHA divine retribution, and the guy got to kill the boss and got the spawn time!!! woohoo~~~

third case: ARROGANT........this lvl60 assassin was training his frend at a newb place, den another low lvl guy came along, and he ask to party, bu the lvl60 sin party was already full, how to add?? den the low lvl newb threaten say wad i got main character, den he proceeded to bring it dere and started spewing a bunch of vulgarities at the lvl60 guy, say wad he selfish dun want party.....now whos the selfish and unreasonable guy? den he called his guild to come ks the lvl60 guy, lol bunch of noobies, NOOB GUILD!!!! all lvl70+ dare to come play ks wif the lvl60 guy...haha ok dat lvl60 guy was my cousin.....it was a fking 8 v 1, lol who more noob? my cousin challenged him 1 on1 he hum ji say dun want, ok i was afk dere watching tv, haha dat noob guild didnt know my cousin's guild got alot of powerful alliances and my guild was the top 10 guild in the server wif alliances wif all the top 10 guilds.....after i afk finish and saw them quarrelling, i juz typed this across my whole guild channel, 'come here play ks war noob guild want to fight us'.....in 5mins time 40+ ppl of a minimum lvl90 came, den dat noob guild still got balls to ask for more challengers and dat was the last straw my cousin's guilds+ alliances all came in full force LOL, and dat noob guild was like OMFG got owned flat...wifin 3 mins even the kser left, and we were like, chey no kick lah, lvl70+ only, wasted all our time haha...........an arrogant guy got fked by us upside down!!! classic moment, too bad i didnt take video of it, if not can post on forums to shame him!!!!

P.S: the lvl56 guy i mentioned so many times is actually ME!!!!! haha

bet y'all didnt see dat coming!!!!!



ok enuf of suaning singaporeans already, lets rewind back to yesterdae...
oh we made ice cream for our food science practical, didnt know cie cream was so easy to make, oooo practically everything was going well, well i screwed up 1 part and delay my group quite a bit......dats an instruction on the book we didnt understand so i went to ask the teacher, here comes the funny part, after asking i went back to the group, den Joan asked me wad the teacher said, den i was like, er..er....oh fk i forgot =.= haha, in the end they were all laufing at me.........haha the prac was quite enjoyable, OF COURSE LAH ice cream leh wad u expect haha.....den me and ali came up wif a stupid idea, we played karate wif the ice block my teacher took out for the experiment, hit until hand freezing cold and my hand was devoid of feelings for 10mins+, wad i touch i felt numbness, well we wanted to record a video and put it on youtube but the teacher caught us haha!!!! den she told us dun do aniting funny or stupid haha.......well ice cream was surprisingly easy to make and tastes super nice, next week can go back taste again YAY!!!!!!



' wa hm ji dou, tou zae, le gon mae wa? le si hum sak lo '

lol, cantonese!!!! haha

Wednesday, July 12, 2006


yo homies, im backed from the dead, finally revived to full health..............oooo and how the immaturity lvl of some ppl can stooped till so low.........yesterdae i was walking from Block B to my bus-stop, i went down the escalator from lvl3 to lvl2 and den dere was this group of boys standing down dere (approximately arnd 7 ppl), den 1 guy in the group was carrying the exact same bag as me which was the converse england world cup bag, den as i walked further down the corridor, they started shouting from behind; OI dat guy carrying the england bag, copy me for wad(den they started laufing as if it was damm funny), den they proceeded to say ' all these ppl so copycats, see wad i carry oso want folo'.............ok i was freaking pissed off wif their comments, who the fk want to copy them? and fyi i bought the bag when it juz came out and i can bet dat they bought it only during the world cup, if only he can carry? den y do i see so many other ppl carrying it? england and italy bags i had seen so many ppl carrying them, so they think they damm fking big?? 7 ppl only toke so big, dun let me meet them outside when im wif my G-Unit cuz it will be my turn to fk those bastards upside down, nbcb, seriously cant all these ppl grow up?? ok maybe showing some immaturity its ok, since im displaying sometimes haha, but to give such comments really shows the amount of intellect u have in ur brains and the lvl of ur maturity as compared to ur age, fking bastards, if im wif my G-Unit and i see dat guy carrying england bag, hes gonna die, seriously i will go up to him and let him have a taste of some of his immaturity..... all these ppl shld just rot in hell and if god forbids even hell is considered too good a place for them.........


ok nvm, no use stooping their lvl, like wad the saying goes, fighting wif an idiot will only make u looked even more like an idiot..........well today i watched Samurai X the movie on youtube, hmmm ok overall i dun really find it nice, still prefer the anime series, too bad it ended so long ago already........nvm now im waiting for Saiyuki: Requiem the movie, hope it would be much nicer den the series, well the series was considered godly during 1999-2002, so for the movie to be better den the series it had to be even more godly!!!! or rather beyond godlike....haha getting abit ridiculous already......

the Samurai X movie, showed Kenshin as abit more restrained leh, no fun de, he everything oso dun want do, only last part den he showed his true samurai skills against the police force when they shot down his frend............i want the series back!!!!! i want to see him perform his 1 hit ko move again!!!!! lol, his final atk only 1sec, jump forward den disappear den suddenly appear from the otherside haha, den the enemy suddenly got 1 slash across his whole body, so nice!!!!!! still cant forget the part he fight against his arch-rival Shogo both of whom are the last few ppl who knows how to use the Hiten Mitsurugi Style, when they faced off at the mountain top, and both executed their ultimate 1 hit ko move, lol the whole screen went black den showed the blade slashed across the black screen HAHA, but too bad in the end Kenshin still owned Shogo in the rematch, well Shogo owned Kenshin flat in the first match, haha dats how shows always goes...........or and dat memorable fighting scene between him and Shisio, well Shisio was obviously more powerful den Kenshin but he can only battle for 15mins MAX, so sad =( , den he self-proclaimed himself to be able to block any atks as long as he had seen it one time, owwww, he was told of the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki (the 1 hit ko move)executed by Kenshin when Kenshin fought against his disciples, but too bad the move consists of 2 hits, usually the first hit is enuf to KO an enemy str8away, but Shisio managed to block the first hit, and he thought he won already since he block the ultimate move, but den the first hit if missed will cr8 a vortex so powerful it paralyses the enemy, and dats where the 2nd hit comes into play, lol he blocked liao tio paralysed den Kenshin juz turned and slash his sword str8 across his body, OMG FKING NICE.....super ownage!!!!



' Survival Of The Fittest, Only The Strongest Stay, The Weakest Are Slained '

Shisio, he tells this to every disciples he trained, so as to make them as strong as possible

Monday, July 10, 2006

FIFA World Cup 2006 Champions: Italy


yo homies, woohoo first off World Cup had gone by in a flash, 1month came as fast as it goes.......gonna suffer withdrawal symptoms...

First off, for the Final, went to Junction 8 with some of my ex-classmates(Josh, TCM,Jason,Brandon) , to catch it together, OMG the atmosphere was totally electrifying, ppl were shouting and rooting for their favourite teams to score and win, woohoo the match went on all the way to Penalty Kicks, 2nd time in the history of a World Cup Final.....and Italy scored 5 flawless kicks, while France shot themselves in the head wif a shot richoetting off the crossbar....like wad they said, ' Victory is always sweet, Losing is always bitter, Losing a Final juz increased the bitterness twicefold, while Winning it makes it even sweeter '. However, this final will be remembered for all the wrong things, especially the headbutt incident, totally uncalled for, but heck, if it was me i would not only headbutt him i would oso stamp his balls till it flatten.....All things said, Game Set.....................haiz.....game finished at arnd 5.05am, den no bus den we dun want take cab due to the recent increase in price den raining, kao............in the end i walk wif josh and brandon all the way to the 2nd bus-stop from the J8, actually we wanted to walk home, den we walking halfway goddamm rained!!! Waited at the for arnd 10mins for rain to stop, at the same time keeping our eyes peeled for transcab( we stingy wif the $2 surcharge comfort cabs implemented HAHA) , aiyo waited until 5.30 den we saw the bus drove past us, den we decided to wait for bus lo..........my bus was the 2nd to arrive, reached home arnd 5.45am, bathe liao its freaking 6am le, den as i lie on my bed i cant slp=.= , serious case of insomnia liao, den at 6.20 i heard my father alarm ringing, kns so noisy, limpeh trying to slp den over there hes alarm clock ringing like nobody's business, well cant remember wad time i slpt but i guess it to be arnd 6.30.......damm den 9.30 wake up prepare for school FK _l_ somemore before i went for the match i had played badminton for 3hrs wif my aunt's family, nbcb morning wake up whole body ache until like &(#%*$, lucky i can tahan wif 3hrs of slp only, if not i die liao, haha Jason slpt for 1hr only den go sch liao, while Tcm PON sch, Brandon sch start at 3pm, and Josh got no school on monday (fk man brandon and josh are 2 lucky assclowns)............

ok well at least deres some good news when in school, they had made next monday an e-learning day for all year 1 students, and u know wad dat means???? it means we no need go school !!!!!!! yeah!!!!, another piece of news was the released of our Common Test results and i was rather comprehensive of my own results, i knew i didnt study hard enuf for my CT(watching world cup at night and mapling during the day), and i knew i gonna get F for many of the papers...............hohoho Santa Claus came early!!!!!! i didnt get F for all my papers except for dat stupid Econ papers, and i did better den i expected myself to do, and my MB seen a huge leap of improvement from a D to B+, Food Science i got a C, Physical Chem i got B+ too, Primer i got C+ ( can u believe i was the highest scorer for primer of our class,only 5 of us took this electives), Inorganic well was rather disappointing but predictable a fking D =.= sian liao as least i passed everything other den my econs, so i must take some consolation in dat.....haha


oooo, and im so fking addicted to Silverstein and Something Corporate............they totally kick ass ya!!!!!

I Want To Save You by Something Corporate seriously OWNED all english songs out dere, wif its ingeniously crafted tunes and sensitive lyrics HOLY SHIT u get one of the nicest songs ever to be played on Earth, for english-songs listening fans this is the recommended song for y'all, it will become an earworm only after a few times u hear it, trust me =D, and the most famous sentence of the song ' She wants to hear she's beautiful, She's beautiful'



' To have your career hanging on a thread, up against another team of equal strength, its not about the physical strength, its the mental strength, a lapse of concentration is the line that defines between Winning and Losing '

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )

woohoo, by far 1 of my best quotes ever

Saturday, July 08, 2006

ooo...... portuigirl out of final???? and got their asses into the 3rd/4th place-off ? wah so sad

ok world cup coming to an end already haiz....=( y must it end so early!!!

ok.....i passed my amaths test wif a C, wad a surprise man, i expected an F....LOL boss says F for Fantastic
failed principles of economics by 1 mark!!!! argh, canot liao PoE project must do super well le to push my grade up!!!!


ok below is a phrase by my one of my ex-seniors at st.gab red cross unit

" A thin line is all that defines a success and a failure, and that thin line is called Believe"

Monday, July 03, 2006

**Disclaimer**
No offence in any way was made to the following people and associations, Rooney and C.Ronaldo, FIFA and UEFA........all the characters and plots based here are purely fictional, and never meant to hurt anyone. I only borrowed their names. If you think reading the story below will make you uncomfortable to the extend that it offends you, then by all means click back or click the X, and stop wasting your time here trying to think of ways to flame me back......PEACE!



yo, ENGLAND R OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R - Retarded
O - O-fuck
O - Ol'Macdonalds
N - Nuts
E - Extra
Y - YUCKS!


lets begin a short story of a boy called Wayne, and how at later stages of his life got the name Rooney or affectionately nicknamed ' Looney '.

Borned in a suburb of England, 1986, he suffered a major neuro-related disease, in which fluid flows out form his brain and seeps out from his mouth...at a tender age of 6!!!!, his life was hard, his parents prayed for him day and night....at age 10 when he finally recovered, doctors told his parents that he would be retarded(mental capabilities will always be 7yrs lower den those of his age)......his parents went O-Fuck!!!! why did we have to have sex at Ol'Macdonalds? , we r such cowards, juz so dat our parents wouldnt hear our groans and disapprove of our relationship, we have sex at dat rundown restaurant, too much oil seeps into my womb and can only be released thru our child and now OUR CHILD IS BORN RETARDED!!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!! everywhere he go, ppl called him NUTS, cuz of the spastic way he tokes and handles things, u----nnn-cclllll---e iiiii ww-aa~~~~nnnnnnnttt a a a a lolololiipooopppp, and u had any ideas wad the shopkeeper said to him?? FK
OFF U FKING EXTRA BLACK SHEEP OF ALL CHILDREN WE DUN SELL lolololiipooopppp to mentally unstable EXTRA!!!!!! SPEAK BETTER BEFORE U COME TOKE TO ME, GET IT EEEEXXXXTT-----RRRAAAA!!

He went home crying, and his tears isnt tears but oil dating as far back as any1 could remember, the oil from Ol'Macdonald when his parents have *** dere.........YUCKS!!!!!

OOOOO, but how time flies, hes played soccer for his country England in a tournament called Retarded Cup, jointly organised by Fuck Idiots Fucking Assclowns (FIFA) , Utilizing Extras Football Association(UEFA) and Home For The Spastic And Mentally Unsound Idiots(HSMUI)......oowww as i watched him played a match against Potuigirl, running arnd wif liquids dripping over the place, i felt a tinge of sadness waved all over me.....and i remembered how he vented his yrs of frustrations built up in him on another player called Cocky Roonaldildo, he pushed C.R away and the referee gave him a blood bag and sent him off to the showers, SO SAD=( btw, can u imagine how a retarded guy can cause such an impact? dat the whole team lost when he was sent off??? aniway, dat was when media started calling him Rooney, y i dunno, but i heard a rumour at how Rooney the word derives........ Roo is from Roonaldildo ( the player dat he pushed), and Ney is from Wayne(scramble the yne from his name to get Ney)....and so Rooney the name was officially coined but however, to pay a tribute to retarded, spastic, mentally unsound and idiots alike, since he IS one till this date, he decided to go by the moniker Looney, which literally means lunatic....

haiz....and so here i end my story of a boy named Wayne Rooney or Wayne Looney, wondered where he go now after he suffered a backlash at the last Retarded Cup for playing non-retardedly( its for retarded ppl, wonder y he tried to play like a normal guy)

And the tragic tale ends here for a boy named Rooney......................


As the saying goes.......................


" Rooney the Looney greeted with a Yooney, booed of the pitch by Booney, and was found in a Zooney drinking his Gooney"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 -????)

Saturday, July 01, 2006

yo......ok lets get str8 to the point

Common test: Only MB and Phy Chem confident of passing, the rest = dead and buried

hmm......past 3 weeks had been slping at 5+ each day well during the 2weeks break, it was still ok but this whole week deres school and slping when ppl r waking up, dat suck, well for first 3 days still can tahan until yesterdae night, when i was showering i felt myself hallucinating i was like seeing double everywhere, damm and my eye lids looked rdy to condemn me to eternal darkness. Well tonith deres 2 BIG-Gantic Match, England v Portugal followed up by Brazil v France, yeah gonna stay up and watch again.....haiz

Ok todae i want to emphasize on the point: Underestimation

cuz yesterdae night match between Germany v Argentina was the best example, spread out for all to see.
Argentina was leading 1-0 from 49th min, and god knows wad pekerman was doing, as they were leading 1 -0 and time was waning for Germany to equalize, the coach played wad he thought was the safest way, he took out playmaker Riquelme and striker Crespo, well taking out this 2 and putting in another 2 defenders, he switched from attack mode to defense mode to hold on to their 1-0 lead. They way underestimated german strikers, thinking dat by playing defensively and with time running out, they will be able to sunk the Germans...How wrong could they be, 10 mins from regulatory time, Klose scored the all-important equaliser to lvl the game 1-1.....u could see dat the whole of argentina bench was totally silenced.........Germany was having a comfortable game den on till penalties......come on imagine a tiger wifout claws and fangs, wad the fuck can it do......the same ting applies to argentina, they took out their attack system and now their defenders are forced to attack,.........a toothless atk many of us will know............well the game went into penalties to decied the winner after it was still 1-1 after extra time.......penalties shoot-out r super nerve wreaking, each team get 5 shots at goal........1 player failed to score and ur chances r u will be knocked out.....juz like yesterdae, german goalkeeper saved 2 shots from Argentina and send his team into the semi-final......well it truly is a remarkable comeback for germany....and all i gotta to say, France will win Brazil tonith...or so i hope
my Prediction: France 2 - 1 Brazil


my saying once again

" Never Underestimate The Power of Underestimation"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 -???? )