**Disclaimer**
No offence in any way was made to the following people and associations, Rooney and C.Ronaldo, FIFA and UEFA........all the characters and plots based here are purely fictional, and never meant to hurt anyone. I only borrowed their names. If you think reading the story below will make you uncomfortable to the extend that it offends you, then by all means click back or click the X, and stop wasting your time here trying to think of ways to flame me back......PEACE!



yo, ENGLAND R OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R - Retarded
O - O-fuck
O - Ol'Macdonalds
N - Nuts
E - Extra
Y - YUCKS!


lets begin a short story of a boy called Wayne, and how at later stages of his life got the name Rooney or affectionately nicknamed ' Looney '.

Borned in a suburb of England, 1986, he suffered a major neuro-related disease, in which fluid flows out form his brain and seeps out from his mouth...at a tender age of 6!!!!, his life was hard, his parents prayed for him day and night....at age 10 when he finally recovered, doctors told his parents that he would be retarded(mental capabilities will always be 7yrs lower den those of his age)......his parents went O-Fuck!!!! why did we have to have sex at Ol'Macdonalds? , we r such cowards, juz so dat our parents wouldnt hear our groans and disapprove of our relationship, we have sex at dat rundown restaurant, too much oil seeps into my womb and can only be released thru our child and now OUR CHILD IS BORN RETARDED!!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!! everywhere he go, ppl called him NUTS, cuz of the spastic way he tokes and handles things, u----nnn-cclllll---e iiiii ww-aa~~~~nnnnnnnttt a a a a lolololiipooopppp, and u had any ideas wad the shopkeeper said to him?? FK
OFF U FKING EXTRA BLACK SHEEP OF ALL CHILDREN WE DUN SELL lolololiipooopppp to mentally unstable EXTRA!!!!!! SPEAK BETTER BEFORE U COME TOKE TO ME, GET IT EEEEXXXXTT-----RRRAAAA!!

He went home crying, and his tears isnt tears but oil dating as far back as any1 could remember, the oil from Ol'Macdonald when his parents have *** dere.........YUCKS!!!!!

OOOOO, but how time flies, hes played soccer for his country England in a tournament called Retarded Cup, jointly organised by Fuck Idiots Fucking Assclowns (FIFA) , Utilizing Extras Football Association(UEFA) and Home For The Spastic And Mentally Unsound Idiots(HSMUI)......oowww as i watched him played a match against Potuigirl, running arnd wif liquids dripping over the place, i felt a tinge of sadness waved all over me.....and i remembered how he vented his yrs of frustrations built up in him on another player called Cocky Roonaldildo, he pushed C.R away and the referee gave him a blood bag and sent him off to the showers, SO SAD=( btw, can u imagine how a retarded guy can cause such an impact? dat the whole team lost when he was sent off??? aniway, dat was when media started calling him Rooney, y i dunno, but i heard a rumour at how Rooney the word derives........ Roo is from Roonaldildo ( the player dat he pushed), and Ney is from Wayne(scramble the yne from his name to get Ney)....and so Rooney the name was officially coined but however, to pay a tribute to retarded, spastic, mentally unsound and idiots alike, since he IS one till this date, he decided to go by the moniker Looney, which literally means lunatic....

haiz....and so here i end my story of a boy named Wayne Rooney or Wayne Looney, wondered where he go now after he suffered a backlash at the last Retarded Cup for playing non-retardedly( its for retarded ppl, wonder y he tried to play like a normal guy)

And the tragic tale ends here for a boy named Rooney......................


As the saying goes.......................


" Rooney the Looney greeted with a Yooney, booed of the pitch by Booney, and was found in a Zooney drinking his Gooney"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 -????)