Help!!! Sombody kill It!!!! Microbio Paper is Beyond Godlike! Holy Shit!!! if this was a DotA game, 2mr's Microbio paper is gonna get that streak...........at least 20 kills.....triple kills arnd 6.666666667 times LOL.
hmm ok cannot blog much todae since im on a tight leash....wad the hell u expect....i haven start revising on my Mb test, my inorganic chem tut i dun understand a single shit oso + my physical chem report cannot do cuz ran out of graph paper...FK LAH
ok i will blog bout the movie Da vinci Code, which i watched todae with TCM, Josh and Brandon.
well overall i give a rating of 3/5. Hmm not as good as i expected it to be, the percentage dat the movie is actually the same as the book is only 40% imho.
Here r some super glaring errors, big difference from the book
Legend- bk means book, Mov means movie
In the museum
bk - they are suppose to run from the toilet den out of grand gallery den at the stairs Langdon solve the first code,where they promptly ran back to the painting of Mona Lisa. Inside the room of Mona Lisa, the guard suppose to stop them dere and call for help
Mov - after coming out from toilet they went to Sauniere body, and Langdon solve the first code dere, they went to the room to find Mona Lisa, den promptly solve the "so dark the con of man"
got the key and ran out of Lourve.
Difference - Where the hell is the guard????Langdon suppose to crack the code at the stairs not beside Sauniere body!!!!!
In Teabing's house
bk - Sophie suppose to hide the keystone under the divan. Silas suppose to attack Langdon when he is sitting alone checking the rosewood box. The bullet fired by Silas suppose to hit the floor, Teabing suppose to drop the cryptex onto the divan and swing his crutch a 180 angle to Silas cilice.
mov - They carried the keystone in their jacket. Silas attacked Langdon when the 3 of them was in the room together. Teabing used his crutch to stab Silas cilice, the bullet fired by Silas hit the window
Difference - Bullet hit floor lah not window....stupid director...he got read the book anot???
The Best ERROR.....and the most obvious
bk - there was 2 codes to help unlock the cryptex....
mov - only the 2nd code was dere, first one was omitted
Difference - Where the fk did the first code go to??????
In Westminster Abbey
bk - Teabing suppose to leave a msg on the ground, leading them to the Chapel House
mov - Instead of msg, crutch and footprints were left on the dust, den Teabing took a gun and lead them towards Chapel House
Difference - Hey director, they suppose to go find Teabing in the Chapel House and not Teabing go wif them to Chapel House....wth man=.=
In Chapel House
bk - Langdon broke the code only after looking through the windows at an apple tree. He toke to Teabing before throwing the cryptex, Teabing was begging Langdon to tell him the tomb of MM
mov - He looked in the air and an illusory Newton's grave came out, den suddenly he juz throw the cryptex up in the air, Teabing became mad and asked Langdon to search the tomb himself
Difference - hello director, pls let Langdon toke before throwing the cryptex and FGS Teabing didnt turned mad=.=
At Rosslyn Chapel
bk - Sophie found her grandmother at a hse at the back of the chapel, there were only her brother and grandmother left in the chapel after all the tourists had left.The tourists had walked along a line on the floor which was actually the Star of David
mov - they walked into an underground dungeon with a sign Star of David on its door, her grandmother and the assistant and the Priory of Sion was at the chapel dere to protect her
Difference - The sign is on the floor not on the door....-.-
Bout Sophie identity
bk - Sauniere is her grandfather, infact when the car crash happen, only her parents were in the car, young Sophie and her brother didnt went with their parents. Sauniere took Sophie to France while Sauniere's wife took her brother to Rosslyn Chapel
mov - Sauniere was not Sophie grandfather, her whole family perished except her in the car crash...she was the last surviving royal bloodline of jesus...and Sauniere was tasked to protect her
Difference - big mistake Ron Howard.......ur movie bout Sophie identity is pretty screwed up...once again...FKING READ THE BOOK CAREFULLY!!!!!!
Moral - Movie remakes always fare much worse then the book....if u haven read the book good for u, if u have den u will be disappointed.......
The End
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