yo homie.....finally the Day of days have come.............18th May!!!!!! ok sadly to say, Arsenal lost 2-1 to Barcelona......fk you referee u r fking kayu......u fking biased bastard help barca so many times, fk u understand, u come and lick my ass now, fk u i said NOW!!!!!!!!

ok move over from Foreign Affairs to Local Affairs....nth happen much today except during the Food Science practical....yeah now im beginning to get bored of this practical.....so fking boring guess cooking is not a guy's forte......today we were supposed to cook mayonnaise and every1 thought it would come out as those tasty nice white smelling mayon u get from outside....HELL NO!!!! EXTREME WRONG!!!! each group suppose to prepare 6 types of mayon with the only difference being that the oil amount and vinegar amount are varied......yeah and i tell u the end results is fking sick and disgusting dat i guarantee u, once u tasted and seen it, U NVR EVER EVER WANT TO EAT OR EVEN SEE MAYON AGAIN!!!! the colour comes in all types of assortment ranging from creamy white--->reddish brown(think of rust and u will get wad i mean)---->yellowish(looked like yellow mucus SICK!!!!)---->Brown(the most sickest of all, looked like faeces+peanut butter SICK!!!!)----->beige colour(looks ok to me but nvr taste it)

and they call me slacker cuz i nvr help them clean up the table pots pans etc.. ok so i decided to be a gd guy for once =).........i took a whole bunch of those small cups and small spoons we used for measuring the oil and vinegar......to wash HENG got other groups dere washing them liao so i juz dumped mine dere-.-they say if i dun help them wash at least help them arrange them properly and clean dry them.......FYI......1set=5cups+6spoons(all different sizes) yeah so u can guess i was playing mix and match -.-haiz.......other den this prac todae, things which shldnt happen didnt happen lol.........ok todae is the Singapore Premier of Da vinci Code movie in Singapore FK IT WOO finally after 1 year of ardous waiting.....its here!!!!! and from here onwards im gonna post the different codes that appear in the book, so dat u wont get so blur when watching the movie, wondering ur ass out wad those codes actually meant

First code:
13-3-2-21-1-1-8-5
O, Draconian Devil!
Oh, lame saint!
P.S: Find Robert Langdon

translates to

Leonardo da Vinci
The Mona Lisa
(note dat the first line is actually the pw for the bank vault)
(last line is to include robert to help his grand-daughter)

Second code: to break the first password
an ancient word of wisdom frees this scroll
and helps us keep her scatter'd family whole
a headstone praised by templars is the key
and atbash will reveal the truth to thee

Clue: the headstone
Name of the headstone: Baphomet

Using atbash cipher, Baphomet becomes: Sh-V-P-Y-A
Sh-V-P-Y-A becomes: Sophia(pronounced as Sofya)

First line of sentence said Ancient word so Sophia in ancient greek is SOFIA
thus the answer to this code is SOFIA

Third code:to break the second and last password of the cryptex

In London lies a knight a Pope interred.
His labor's fruit a Holy wrath incurred.
You seek the orb that ought be on his tomb.
It speaks of Rosy flesh and seeded womb.

To find the knight, look at the 2 words:a Pope
then look at the second sentence
Issac Newton is the knight they are referring to, he discovered gravity and this in turn angered the Vatican. So his friend Alexander Pope performed his burial and rituals......A. Pope(noticed that the a is actually the initial of his friend name Alexander)

the one thing that lead Newton to discover gravity was apple, as it was an apple that hit his head and he began wondering why do all things fall.

An apple is the orb that ought to be on his tomb, with rosy flesh and the seeded womb
The password: APPLE

Last code: the answer to the code will lead you to the tomb of Mary Magdalene(sadly im not revealing the answer since its the most exciting part)

The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Roslin waits.
The blade and chalice guarding o'er Her gates
Adorned in masters' loving art, She lies
She rests at last beneath the starry skies.


The moral of the whole story: What matters is what you believe