Wednesday, July 12, 2006


yo homies, im backed from the dead, finally revived to full health..............oooo and how the immaturity lvl of some ppl can stooped till so low.........yesterdae i was walking from Block B to my bus-stop, i went down the escalator from lvl3 to lvl2 and den dere was this group of boys standing down dere (approximately arnd 7 ppl), den 1 guy in the group was carrying the exact same bag as me which was the converse england world cup bag, den as i walked further down the corridor, they started shouting from behind; OI dat guy carrying the england bag, copy me for wad(den they started laufing as if it was damm funny), den they proceeded to say ' all these ppl so copycats, see wad i carry oso want folo'.............ok i was freaking pissed off wif their comments, who the fk want to copy them? and fyi i bought the bag when it juz came out and i can bet dat they bought it only during the world cup, if only he can carry? den y do i see so many other ppl carrying it? england and italy bags i had seen so many ppl carrying them, so they think they damm fking big?? 7 ppl only toke so big, dun let me meet them outside when im wif my G-Unit cuz it will be my turn to fk those bastards upside down, nbcb, seriously cant all these ppl grow up?? ok maybe showing some immaturity its ok, since im displaying sometimes haha, but to give such comments really shows the amount of intellect u have in ur brains and the lvl of ur maturity as compared to ur age, fking bastards, if im wif my G-Unit and i see dat guy carrying england bag, hes gonna die, seriously i will go up to him and let him have a taste of some of his immaturity..... all these ppl shld just rot in hell and if god forbids even hell is considered too good a place for them.........


ok nvm, no use stooping their lvl, like wad the saying goes, fighting wif an idiot will only make u looked even more like an idiot..........well today i watched Samurai X the movie on youtube, hmmm ok overall i dun really find it nice, still prefer the anime series, too bad it ended so long ago already........nvm now im waiting for Saiyuki: Requiem the movie, hope it would be much nicer den the series, well the series was considered godly during 1999-2002, so for the movie to be better den the series it had to be even more godly!!!! or rather beyond godlike....haha getting abit ridiculous already......

the Samurai X movie, showed Kenshin as abit more restrained leh, no fun de, he everything oso dun want do, only last part den he showed his true samurai skills against the police force when they shot down his frend............i want the series back!!!!! i want to see him perform his 1 hit ko move again!!!!! lol, his final atk only 1sec, jump forward den disappear den suddenly appear from the otherside haha, den the enemy suddenly got 1 slash across his whole body, so nice!!!!!! still cant forget the part he fight against his arch-rival Shogo both of whom are the last few ppl who knows how to use the Hiten Mitsurugi Style, when they faced off at the mountain top, and both executed their ultimate 1 hit ko move, lol the whole screen went black den showed the blade slashed across the black screen HAHA, but too bad in the end Kenshin still owned Shogo in the rematch, well Shogo owned Kenshin flat in the first match, haha dats how shows always goes...........or and dat memorable fighting scene between him and Shisio, well Shisio was obviously more powerful den Kenshin but he can only battle for 15mins MAX, so sad =( , den he self-proclaimed himself to be able to block any atks as long as he had seen it one time, owwww, he was told of the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki (the 1 hit ko move)executed by Kenshin when Kenshin fought against his disciples, but too bad the move consists of 2 hits, usually the first hit is enuf to KO an enemy str8away, but Shisio managed to block the first hit, and he thought he won already since he block the ultimate move, but den the first hit if missed will cr8 a vortex so powerful it paralyses the enemy, and dats where the 2nd hit comes into play, lol he blocked liao tio paralysed den Kenshin juz turned and slash his sword str8 across his body, OMG FKING NICE.....super ownage!!!!



' Survival Of The Fittest, Only The Strongest Stay, The Weakest Are Slained '

Shisio, he tells this to every disciples he trained, so as to make them as strong as possible

Monday, July 10, 2006

FIFA World Cup 2006 Champions: Italy


yo homies, woohoo first off World Cup had gone by in a flash, 1month came as fast as it goes.......gonna suffer withdrawal symptoms...

First off, for the Final, went to Junction 8 with some of my ex-classmates(Josh, TCM,Jason,Brandon) , to catch it together, OMG the atmosphere was totally electrifying, ppl were shouting and rooting for their favourite teams to score and win, woohoo the match went on all the way to Penalty Kicks, 2nd time in the history of a World Cup Final.....and Italy scored 5 flawless kicks, while France shot themselves in the head wif a shot richoetting off the crossbar....like wad they said, ' Victory is always sweet, Losing is always bitter, Losing a Final juz increased the bitterness twicefold, while Winning it makes it even sweeter '. However, this final will be remembered for all the wrong things, especially the headbutt incident, totally uncalled for, but heck, if it was me i would not only headbutt him i would oso stamp his balls till it flatten.....All things said, Game Set.....................haiz.....game finished at arnd 5.05am, den no bus den we dun want take cab due to the recent increase in price den raining, kao............in the end i walk wif josh and brandon all the way to the 2nd bus-stop from the J8, actually we wanted to walk home, den we walking halfway goddamm rained!!! Waited at the for arnd 10mins for rain to stop, at the same time keeping our eyes peeled for transcab( we stingy wif the $2 surcharge comfort cabs implemented HAHA) , aiyo waited until 5.30 den we saw the bus drove past us, den we decided to wait for bus lo..........my bus was the 2nd to arrive, reached home arnd 5.45am, bathe liao its freaking 6am le, den as i lie on my bed i cant slp=.= , serious case of insomnia liao, den at 6.20 i heard my father alarm ringing, kns so noisy, limpeh trying to slp den over there hes alarm clock ringing like nobody's business, well cant remember wad time i slpt but i guess it to be arnd 6.30.......damm den 9.30 wake up prepare for school FK _l_ somemore before i went for the match i had played badminton for 3hrs wif my aunt's family, nbcb morning wake up whole body ache until like &(#%*$, lucky i can tahan wif 3hrs of slp only, if not i die liao, haha Jason slpt for 1hr only den go sch liao, while Tcm PON sch, Brandon sch start at 3pm, and Josh got no school on monday (fk man brandon and josh are 2 lucky assclowns)............

ok well at least deres some good news when in school, they had made next monday an e-learning day for all year 1 students, and u know wad dat means???? it means we no need go school !!!!!!! yeah!!!!, another piece of news was the released of our Common Test results and i was rather comprehensive of my own results, i knew i didnt study hard enuf for my CT(watching world cup at night and mapling during the day), and i knew i gonna get F for many of the papers...............hohoho Santa Claus came early!!!!!! i didnt get F for all my papers except for dat stupid Econ papers, and i did better den i expected myself to do, and my MB seen a huge leap of improvement from a D to B+, Food Science i got a C, Physical Chem i got B+ too, Primer i got C+ ( can u believe i was the highest scorer for primer of our class,only 5 of us took this electives), Inorganic well was rather disappointing but predictable a fking D =.= sian liao as least i passed everything other den my econs, so i must take some consolation in dat.....haha


oooo, and im so fking addicted to Silverstein and Something Corporate............they totally kick ass ya!!!!!

I Want To Save You by Something Corporate seriously OWNED all english songs out dere, wif its ingeniously crafted tunes and sensitive lyrics HOLY SHIT u get one of the nicest songs ever to be played on Earth, for english-songs listening fans this is the recommended song for y'all, it will become an earworm only after a few times u hear it, trust me =D, and the most famous sentence of the song ' She wants to hear she's beautiful, She's beautiful'



' To have your career hanging on a thread, up against another team of equal strength, its not about the physical strength, its the mental strength, a lapse of concentration is the line that defines between Winning and Losing '

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )

woohoo, by far 1 of my best quotes ever

Saturday, July 08, 2006

ooo...... portuigirl out of final???? and got their asses into the 3rd/4th place-off ? wah so sad

ok world cup coming to an end already haiz....=( y must it end so early!!!

ok.....i passed my amaths test wif a C, wad a surprise man, i expected an F....LOL boss says F for Fantastic
failed principles of economics by 1 mark!!!! argh, canot liao PoE project must do super well le to push my grade up!!!!


ok below is a phrase by my one of my ex-seniors at st.gab red cross unit

" A thin line is all that defines a success and a failure, and that thin line is called Believe"

Monday, July 03, 2006

**Disclaimer**
No offence in any way was made to the following people and associations, Rooney and C.Ronaldo, FIFA and UEFA........all the characters and plots based here are purely fictional, and never meant to hurt anyone. I only borrowed their names. If you think reading the story below will make you uncomfortable to the extend that it offends you, then by all means click back or click the X, and stop wasting your time here trying to think of ways to flame me back......PEACE!



yo, ENGLAND R OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R - Retarded
O - O-fuck
O - Ol'Macdonalds
N - Nuts
E - Extra
Y - YUCKS!


lets begin a short story of a boy called Wayne, and how at later stages of his life got the name Rooney or affectionately nicknamed ' Looney '.

Borned in a suburb of England, 1986, he suffered a major neuro-related disease, in which fluid flows out form his brain and seeps out from his mouth...at a tender age of 6!!!!, his life was hard, his parents prayed for him day and night....at age 10 when he finally recovered, doctors told his parents that he would be retarded(mental capabilities will always be 7yrs lower den those of his age)......his parents went O-Fuck!!!! why did we have to have sex at Ol'Macdonalds? , we r such cowards, juz so dat our parents wouldnt hear our groans and disapprove of our relationship, we have sex at dat rundown restaurant, too much oil seeps into my womb and can only be released thru our child and now OUR CHILD IS BORN RETARDED!!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!! everywhere he go, ppl called him NUTS, cuz of the spastic way he tokes and handles things, u----nnn-cclllll---e iiiii ww-aa~~~~nnnnnnnttt a a a a lolololiipooopppp, and u had any ideas wad the shopkeeper said to him?? FK
OFF U FKING EXTRA BLACK SHEEP OF ALL CHILDREN WE DUN SELL lolololiipooopppp to mentally unstable EXTRA!!!!!! SPEAK BETTER BEFORE U COME TOKE TO ME, GET IT EEEEXXXXTT-----RRRAAAA!!

He went home crying, and his tears isnt tears but oil dating as far back as any1 could remember, the oil from Ol'Macdonald when his parents have *** dere.........YUCKS!!!!!

OOOOO, but how time flies, hes played soccer for his country England in a tournament called Retarded Cup, jointly organised by Fuck Idiots Fucking Assclowns (FIFA) , Utilizing Extras Football Association(UEFA) and Home For The Spastic And Mentally Unsound Idiots(HSMUI)......oowww as i watched him played a match against Potuigirl, running arnd wif liquids dripping over the place, i felt a tinge of sadness waved all over me.....and i remembered how he vented his yrs of frustrations built up in him on another player called Cocky Roonaldildo, he pushed C.R away and the referee gave him a blood bag and sent him off to the showers, SO SAD=( btw, can u imagine how a retarded guy can cause such an impact? dat the whole team lost when he was sent off??? aniway, dat was when media started calling him Rooney, y i dunno, but i heard a rumour at how Rooney the word derives........ Roo is from Roonaldildo ( the player dat he pushed), and Ney is from Wayne(scramble the yne from his name to get Ney)....and so Rooney the name was officially coined but however, to pay a tribute to retarded, spastic, mentally unsound and idiots alike, since he IS one till this date, he decided to go by the moniker Looney, which literally means lunatic....

haiz....and so here i end my story of a boy named Wayne Rooney or Wayne Looney, wondered where he go now after he suffered a backlash at the last Retarded Cup for playing non-retardedly( its for retarded ppl, wonder y he tried to play like a normal guy)

And the tragic tale ends here for a boy named Rooney......................


As the saying goes.......................


" Rooney the Looney greeted with a Yooney, booed of the pitch by Booney, and was found in a Zooney drinking his Gooney"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 -????)

Saturday, July 01, 2006

yo......ok lets get str8 to the point

Common test: Only MB and Phy Chem confident of passing, the rest = dead and buried

hmm......past 3 weeks had been slping at 5+ each day well during the 2weeks break, it was still ok but this whole week deres school and slping when ppl r waking up, dat suck, well for first 3 days still can tahan until yesterdae night, when i was showering i felt myself hallucinating i was like seeing double everywhere, damm and my eye lids looked rdy to condemn me to eternal darkness. Well tonith deres 2 BIG-Gantic Match, England v Portugal followed up by Brazil v France, yeah gonna stay up and watch again.....haiz

Ok todae i want to emphasize on the point: Underestimation

cuz yesterdae night match between Germany v Argentina was the best example, spread out for all to see.
Argentina was leading 1-0 from 49th min, and god knows wad pekerman was doing, as they were leading 1 -0 and time was waning for Germany to equalize, the coach played wad he thought was the safest way, he took out playmaker Riquelme and striker Crespo, well taking out this 2 and putting in another 2 defenders, he switched from attack mode to defense mode to hold on to their 1-0 lead. They way underestimated german strikers, thinking dat by playing defensively and with time running out, they will be able to sunk the Germans...How wrong could they be, 10 mins from regulatory time, Klose scored the all-important equaliser to lvl the game 1-1.....u could see dat the whole of argentina bench was totally silenced.........Germany was having a comfortable game den on till penalties......come on imagine a tiger wifout claws and fangs, wad the fuck can it do......the same ting applies to argentina, they took out their attack system and now their defenders are forced to attack,.........a toothless atk many of us will know............well the game went into penalties to decied the winner after it was still 1-1 after extra time.......penalties shoot-out r super nerve wreaking, each team get 5 shots at goal........1 player failed to score and ur chances r u will be knocked out.....juz like yesterdae, german goalkeeper saved 2 shots from Argentina and send his team into the semi-final......well it truly is a remarkable comeback for germany....and all i gotta to say, France will win Brazil tonith...or so i hope
my Prediction: France 2 - 1 Brazil


my saying once again

" Never Underestimate The Power of Underestimation"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 -???? )

Saturday, June 24, 2006

yo im back

lets see

hmm.............last week cruise trip was ok, so~so
the best part was at night, they turned the theater into a soccer room, which means they broadcast the matches LIVE!!! the atmosphere and turnout was good even for the matches in the wee hours like 3am. 9pm game mostly fully packed.....and everytime u can hear some1 cursing at the players scolding them lousy, or when nearing the penalty box u can see every1 leaning forward, when dere was a goal everybody shouted goal!, most of the macthes i watched there as equal supporters in the room, HOWEVER except for 1 match, which was the Czech v Ghana in which the Czech lost 2-0..................the whole room was supporting Czech, and even blind could tell, the stupid refereee made so many kayu mistakes, nbcb as if favouring the Ghana team, dammn him...........when Ghana missed a chance to score the whole room booed(they scored we oso booed so no diff.) even though Czech didnt score, whenever petr cech saved a shot or wad, the whole room cheer =D, the best part the penalty-kick, stupid Ghana bastard didnt he hear the referee blow the whistle??? stupid cb still go kick the ball, HAHA but in the end 2nd shot he missed, hit the woodwork!!!!! go home slp man!!!!!!!!!!!

haiz..............fail liao!!!!!!!!!!!! my CT!!!!!

i haven study yet!!!!!! up till now i only finish Lecture 1 and 2 of Intro to FS.....DIE!!!!!! gonna chiong this weekend liao...................

eh btw.............phy chem the report when hand up ar??? and monday wad time must reach school??? pls tag my board or msg me... thank =D

Friday, June 16, 2006

yoyo......i damn sad
gonna miss the next 6 world cup matches
cuz i will be away on cruise for the weekend
fk man, who ever suggested going shld shoot himself or herself in the head

Knn

sian.......dunno wads so nice bout dat stupid ship
so boring somemore........nth to do
hmm......maybe i will bring my notes go dere study
see i so good boy =D

ok......i will be leaving my hse at 5.15pm =(

stupid ship!!! stupid ship!!!
go to hell lah!!!


btw, do they telecast world cup matches onboard????
hope they do



"When the first ship was put in water for the first time, everyone exclaimed! is this funny-looking thing going to sink, if not is it gonna drown itself???? "

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

yoz

wat up homies

bet y'all had black eye rings round ur eyes

watching 3 soccer matches per day, from 9pm till 5am is indeed torturing.....

hmmm........*yawns* haiz.......i must cut down on the number of matches im watching

oh, i haven started revising for my common test yet....die!!!!! holy crap!!!!

wonder if any of my classmates started yet or had finished already!!!!

ok.....im gonna drop down to my bed now

Bye!



" He who watches too many soccer matches, is one who at the end of 1 month will be fired by his boss"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )

im 17 finally.......*yawns*

Sunday, June 11, 2006

yo.............not going to blog much during this month due to watching world cup and excessive gaming................lets see ................yesterdaenight went to watch CARS wif my aunt family.......hmm not bad an animation...quite nice and entertaining and 2hrs LOL....sit till backside numb haha......den after dat watch England v Paraguay.....wah lao boring match....wasted my time.....hmmm after watching world cup i went mapling till 5.15am.....im damn siao haha.......today went high tea wif my aunt family again.....at Marina Mandarin Hotel.....the deserts damn blardy nice lor......ate alot fk gonna get super fat liao.........hmm, tonith watch Holland game woohoo




My birthday is tomorrow!!!!!

Dun wish me happy birthday, i want presents

Friday, June 09, 2006

today im not in any mood to do aniting.......althought its suppose to be World Cup night starting from tonith................because my father forgot to subscribe to the PPV......fk man......den at arnd 8.55pm i went to starhub webby to subscribe, juz 5 mins from closing time 9pm. They will send me a letter in a week's time telling me whether my subscription would be successful.....hope it would be successful if not i can forget about watching world cup......this is wad happens if u get a blur father........

hmm.....this current song playing now is called Butterfly Kiss by Chihiro Yonekura, its actually a 4min+ song but i cut it down to juz 1min+ cuz of dat stupid 25mb thingy imposed by Ripway......aniway its the opening theme song for season 1 of Rave:Groove Adventure anime......................Haru Glory rocks lah.........Explosion,Sifolian................Twelve Wings Of Explosive Dragon

Sian.....totally feeling like crap now...hope tomorrow would be a better day.......

My birthday is in 3 days time!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

yoyo...i will start off todae's post wif daily routine first followed by Part III of my trilogy.........

hmm im gonna fail the inorganic quiz which i took today....see lah nvr study somemore......previous night still can maple till 2.30am...wth........hmm after which dere was a 3hr break.......went library once again.......when deres break deres always the library...this is call karma....haha ok den me and Wei neng went to borrow a movie to watch....its called A Cinderella Story, starring Hillary Duff and Michael Murray......later we were joined by Wei sheng and Ben.....well the show was quite entertaining had quite a few laughs....haha laugh until the librarian come and tell us we were laufing too loud LOL.......overall i give the show 3/5......my standard abit high.......well if ur bored wif nth to do, this movie does a good job accompanying you for the next 1hr 30mins.........HOT WAX!!!!!!!!!! after dat was 3hr food science tutorial, actually its practical but the tutor changed it into tutorial instead......she scared we canot coped
haha......but 3hrs leh......quite boring at times and felt slpy too........hehe.........ok den the lesson ended at 3.40pm where me, Ali, Wenwei and Weisheng faster rush down to canteen to eat our lunch.....hey hello during the 3hr break we didnt eat so now we hungry haha......we eat until damn fast, managed to reach the lecture at exactly 4pm, juz nice haha!!!!! today phy chem lecture damn chim.....dunno wad he teaching.....den after dat its ChuaHH math's lesson WAHAHAHA...no comment LOL

YAY poem time!!!

Part III of my trilogy: the finale

The Sacred Angel: Part III

Title: A Lost Soul Returns Home


Seeking shelter in a dilapidated hut
With the people i rescued
I knew i have to get them to their countries
They will be safe there

But how? What can a person do??
Oh God, give thy holy strength now
A shadow beckons in the darkness
Fear was clouding everyone's eyes

As the barbarians had descended upon us
Like ants that refused to go away
The people see their heros gonna save them
Im not gonna stand here and wait

Spreading eagle's wings and soar away
Watching us, Shining Rays could be seen everywhere
Priests and Priestesses were charging at the barbarians with their horses
With the Holy Symbol, they exterminated the evil

As they lead the people into prayers to save them from the depths of fear
Their chantings and prayings became a distant hum
The path I walk is in the wrong direction
Can anybody help me make things better

Now that they are saved
What about myself?
Who can save the saviour?
The warmth I feel beside me is slowly fading

The moments died, I hear no sounds, all were calm
The visions left inside me are slowly fading
Would they hear me if i called their names?
Would they embrace me if they knew my shame?

As i walked alone once again
The scenery seems somewhat similiar yet distant
The river from which i had emerged
Had dried up, a patch of lush green grass growing on it

As i touched it
I felt myself being twirled around
The similiar battleground of Ragnarok
I could see, the place where i had crashed through the door

Once again stood another door
As i opened it again, i could hear people calling my name
Their conscience calls the guilty to come home
Am i the guilty one?

As i opened my eyes after being blinded
All i saw was darkness
My name kept resonating through the darkness
As the last sound fades away

Streaks of sunlight came
This time i realised dark clouds were making way for the sun
As i watched how the scene unfold around me
I set myself a resolution

To make friends and family happy
Never will darkness come again to seal my conscience
With a new leash of hope
I set upon my task
For im Gabriel



These marks the end of my trilogy on how imperfect a person can be totally ignoring other people in their lives, such that it had become a habit in which their conscience never recover
The poem is in metaphors and u need to imagine it urself, it wouldnt be fun if i juz tell u in str8 details aint it?? at the same time i can hone up my literature skills too =)

Till then, if i got time i would come up wif another trilogy

c'ya guys



"As i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i resisted the evil aura of temptation, and Salvation was in sight'

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

**my Part III poem will be posted tomorrow**

this doesnt mean u dun read todae post...........heh

lets see, food science lecture was the first lesson today at 8.30, ok it was supposed to be at 8 but always got ppl late, dats y she changed the time to 8.30........but guess wad??? I WAS LATE!!!!! i arrived at 8.40am wahahaha, the last one to arrive in my class........but im pretty darned sure i was prepared for school earlier den most of them, by 7.20am i had already eaten my breakfast, shower, do everything wad suppose to be done. From my home to school, the journey takes 7mins if my mama fetch me. hmm so i thought i would take a nap until 8.10 den wake up, den slowly stroll down to carpark, in the end overslept until 8.20, the time read 8.28 and the school was wifin my sight den TRAFFIC JAM!!!!!! stuck until 8.36, faster run towards lecture room, reach at arnd 8.39am..........morning lectures very hard to keep ur eyes open lah comeon admit it fellas!!!!! i slept during both food science and microbio lectures haha.....

after dat was the RO lesson.......almost slept but was kept awake cuz jokes abound!!! FK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the day ended at 1pm lor, but i got dat stupid primer field trip.....FK LAH!!!!! 3.15 den go wth........den 6.15 den reach sch fk man late by 1hr

Today's Primer field trip abit boring man, got down from the bus only raining liao...geezzzz sao sin........so they turned their mart into a temporary place for us to sit.......and toke to us about the different herbs, showing us those stupid plants and taking out samples to give us smell and eat, all smell like pang pui den i ate dunno how many different types of leaves, the lemon balm smells nice but nvr get to eat it....shld have bought a huge pot and put it in my room for the scent.......den the rain went off.....out we go to play!!!!! One of the 'higher' member dere brought us arnd the farm showing us the different type of herbs and whatever crap they got.........i like to eat the roselle.....the skin!!!!! the skin was the edible part, and its crispy like fk lol........taste almost like prune wif a tinge of sourish taste, rate it 9/10 WAHAHAHA shld have kapot tons of them den come home slowly eat.........den the whole thing ended at 5.10, we supposed to reach sch at 5.20, guess wad? there were suppose to be 2 buses, but only 1 turned up, and the other bus was not late for like 5mins or 10mins, IT WAS LATE FOR A FKING 45mins!!!!!!!!!! bastard company........we were like standing dere looking like dumb assholes stand until my leg cried when it saw the bus.......wtf man...he horned for us to walk from inside to the road cuz he dun want turn in......wth we r the customers leh, made us wait for 45mins wifout an apology still dare to ask us walk somemore.......FK MAN.....................fking funny so many teachers go dunno for wad.....so zhuo bo.............and dere were 2 groups, each group had 2 teachers and SUAY SUAY SUAY dat fking whore TSL same group as me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lucky today she nvr come ka chiao me if not i would had fking tear her apart, rip her from the inside.......pour salt all over the raw wounds for maximised effect!!! wahhahaha im a sadist........ok i said dat alot of times already
stupid lah all of us got a free pot of Basil plant.........the plant damn fking stink lah, somemore 6.15 take bus PEAK HOUR!!!!!! squeeze ah wif ppl and my plant.......

ok something happened in the bus todae dat made me realized how singaporeans can be so ungracious.......ok i was standing at the door and when it stopped at the bus stop opposite NTUC, only a few ppl alighted got 2 from the front door, but got a bastard family comes in kept pushing their way up until the bus captain had to shout at them, den u all know some buses the front door dere got a metal divider.....1 side of the steps was totally empty and can stand at least 2 person, yet dat bastard family all come and cramp at my side den the fking bitch kept pushing her son den her son kept banging into me........i told them nicely 2 person can go dat side, den they scolded me WTF!!!!!!!!!!! fker touch my bag somemore, den after another stop, this stop was at the mrt station so alot of ppl alighting den they dun allow those ppl to alight ppl trying to move out they juz keep pushing them away, scared dat they would had no seats left...wth is this kind of action man???? i was standing beside an empty seat but i had no intention of sitting dere den dat bastard family again, the mother pushed her son onto the seat say wad later i go sit down.wtf man? i couldnt control animore since my mood was blardy fked up by the 45mins delay of the field trip, i scolded them stupid idiots......push push...den they stared at me wif eyes as big as goldfish, in which i cant be bothered wif them animore so i went to sit somewhere near the door, den they sat 2 rows behind me, and i could hear them cursing and swearing at me, wad scolding me bo ka kiao(nvr been taught before on manners), many ppl were oso giving them curious looks, but to me and many others in the bus this family is simply too insignificant to even exist as a bacteria on this planet, i scold them stupid idiot only, they send me back a barrage of extreme profanities....nvr stopping until i alight at my stop.....in my brain i was thinking, it was the tiredness wearing me out dat i cant be bothered to fight wif them, or rather challenging them to a profanities scolding competition in which i would have won, but NO it would further degrade myself, smear my own reputation and seal my own fate....dats y i left them rambling on, want to curse curse lor, as if i care, to me their way of scolding was juz laughable.....haha wad i bo ka kiao........if i bo ka kiao arent they worst????? if i can remain composed and they cant, so whos the worst???? to this i rest my case, as i know someday they will meet their match in none other den BUS!!!! nad hell no i hope i would not see this bunch of ppl again.....or rather this TYPE of ppl again...trust me it totally spoils ur day........however as those assclowns were rambling on and on i saw another action which had to be commended...it was one dat stood out among all other gracious acts.......cuz the guy sitting on the inside stood up to be alighted den the guy on the outside stood up and let him thru, to which the guy alighting said the word often unheard in these kind of situations, Thank you very much. I was actually happy to see dat scene, remembering how often ppl dun say dat word.....

haiz........damn sian dun feel like doing food science tutorial homework at all, haiz 2mr 3hr break den do !!!!!!!!!! haha



"Do not provoke idiots into a scolding competition, because they will bring you down to their level and beat you on experience"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ????)

super pissed off wif those idiots on the bus

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Explicit Content!!! Profanities Abound!!!!
Read at your own risk!!!!!





yoyoyo...............this is gonna be a long post, unless God forbids me by keep refusing to publish my post.......haha

Do y'all know wads the day todae???? Its 06/06/06 otherwise or superstituously, 666 marks the beast.............did u all notice someting stirring when the clock struck 6:06:06pm??? bet dat during dat time most of ya are cowering in fear on ur bed, refusing to step down until ur mum comes in wif a black face shouting at u a gazillion times for u to eat ur dinner........hm this 666 signifies differently depending on the angle from where u see it from. From Christianity, it signifies devil, apparently Satan........From Chinese, it signifies luck!, where they believe the number is related to waterfall, which will bring u good luck all year round. Whatever the case, if this kinds of 'dirty' things want to come find me, to them i whisper, Bring It On!

ok...lets toke about today, hmm primer first lesson as usual nth to say, followed by the phy chem practical.....today's experiment is goddamn scary, its somekind of sudden death match or rather imagine urself suffering from cardiovascular disease den being shocked by 10Kj of electricity........the results? OWNAGE!! Combo Whore!!
ok it was this iodine thingy, we were suppose to shake till a blue-black colour comes out from the colourless solution when this happens we have to add aliquot in, we have to do this 7 times......it was dat unmatched element of surprise, cuz dere was no warning when it would change colour, yeah many of us screamed at each other cuz we were shaking and talking den suddenly POO it change, many were screamin at their partners " CHANGE LIAOOOOO!!!!!!" lol


ok after that we got INORGANIC CHEMISTRY TUTORIAL, notice dat i somehow manage to convince myself to spell this whole module out and in caps! ok, today was quite fked up, the TSL kept calling my name, like trying to pick on me, wait a min, wad trying? She IS picking on me...WTF.........i was juz resting my head on the table and copying down wads written on the whiteboard, and she said:"Gabriel,answer the question" which i didnt know how to do, so i said i dunno, den she chided me, say:"dunno,still can sleep"....fk man i think shes the one slping, if im slping how can i copy wads written on the board??? FK U BITCH!!!! well think she is really blind, behind me sat 4 gurls, NONE(got dat? NONE) of them were talking, den she boomed:"the gurl at the back with long hair, stop talking", at which i turned my head to find them in bemusement, u know y? Firstly, none of them were talking and secondly, all 4 of them had long hair, so which one is TSL referring to???? wth man....hmm purpose of going to a tutorial is to ask questions and teachers suppose to clear our doubts, ok this was wad happen to me, which sparked a serious row of debate. A gurl didnt know how to ans a question,and i wrote an ans but i knew dat it was wrong since i anihow hantam,den the gurl say nvm juz tell her my ans, so i told hydrogen bonding, den TSL said Gabriel u know huh????? ans lor....wtf i said i juz told her my ans which was wrong, den she asked me go up draw diagram in which the question didnt even ask at the first place......i said i dunno how to go up draw..........den she say try.....wth i dun even know wads the question about how to do??? lame fk man TSL.............den she say wad dunno den she skip the question until some1 knows how to do???OMG wad kinda tutor is this???? i dun pay school fees for such a PMS and Deprived-Of-Sex teacher....coming to class trying to fuck arnd wif us, refund me the fees for her and i can use it to go buy the textbook and i ownself study even better..........wad i mean is dat, if we know how to do all the questions we can dun come for tutorial already wad aint it?? we come for tutorial is so dat tutor can explain to us the more difficult question, and not scold us for not doing and dun explain to us until some1 can do it...........wth if the whole class for 1week cant solve the questions wad makes her think dat wifin the 5mins we can come up wif a solution? and she actually left the room....ok she came to question 9 and none of us know how to do, den she say y nvr try??? since no1 want to come up do i will go.....and dere she packed her things and left the room...=.= come on la, if we know we already tell u we know and can end the class even earlier rith? wad for suffer down dere looking at her fk face and dat super tight shirt shes wearing dat made her boobs looked larger den it normally does(holy fuck,Father pls save me from the temptations of lust) this is wad i call a BUTCH or a BITCH or a Prostitute or a WHORE...ah wadever u wanna call her, its not my fucking problem cuz im oso swearing and cursing at her behind the com screen rith now.......damn as the devil left a mark in my brain?? y am i succumbing to the evil temptation of anger!!!! cool down, relax, no use getting angry over such an insignificant person.....yeah dats the way i would do it!!!.......i think i would go to bed earlier tonith so i can reflect on my actions and to meditate as to seek forgiveness and be enlightened...i must cleanse my brain from all the evil temptations and input in me the purities of good.

well after ranting and raving like some madman im actually feeling much better rith down or am i??? haiz....should stop now although i got tons of time to slack today, the devil had juz cast a void over my brain....oww

P.S: TSL = Total Stuck-up Loser

Time for countdowns once again!!!!!!!!!!

My birthday.....................6 days more!!!!
World Cup 2006.................3 days more!!!!

Wishlist:
1.) 10mpbs internet connection,
2.) 6gb mp3 player(any type, can hear can liao),
3.) Dat new Creative super bass speakers,
4.) Holland world cup orange sneakers( Converse only!!!),
5.) An extreme-makeover for my com( i want graphics card wif 128mb spd, INTEL dual core processor motherboard)

Hmmm, i know im asking too much?? haha who cares? hope any kind souls who see this can help this lil' poor guy achieve at least 2 of the 5 items =D
i would be darn happy...im willing to sacrifice my christmas presents if any1 of ya can satisfy all my 5 needs XD



"One who gives a fuck face, is one who have lost the ability to fuck forever, thats' why they must expressed their sexual desire through face expression"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )

omg, pls dun quote me...i dun wanna end up in the hospital

Monday, June 05, 2006

yo wat up bunch of freaking homies.....haha

hmm...im gonna rush off to faster finish my bonding tutorial+inorganic chem report+gas project questions,.............. cuz i want to maple!!!!!!!!! dun wanna make the same mistake like how i made it twice.....first was during beta.....second was now......Y THE FUCK DID I CHOSE WIZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! somebody tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gay fucks.....kill so fucking slow......play until can sleep with it..............and now finally overcoming maplephobia(fear of playing maple), i quitted my ice wiz in Aquila(fk man got hacked items+mesos worth an estimated 50-60+ Million all gone!!!!!)..........hmm now i joined my cuzin at Cassiopeia, currently playing my warrior(axe fighter----->crusader) fk it watch how i go to lvl120 in 3 months, fk those dragon knights out there, when i lvl120 im gonna bust ur ass at MM maps wif 1 hit ko Coma!!!!! if u think ur good, think again cuz i will be dere! yeah!!!! im hot!! Coma! Coma! Coma!



"He who does not move his brains while thinking, is one whose shit comes out from the mouth"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ????)

Sunday, June 04, 2006

wow wow wow....can u believe todae up till 8...i haven do ani work yet!!!!!!! woohoo!!!! i was practically mapling the whole day.......YEAHEEEE!!!!!!! power to gabriel!!!!!!

well at least i finish 4 reports already + dat stupid quiz.......left 2 tutorial + 1 report + gas project haven do..................hmm.......maybe i will start at 8.30!!!!!! den chiong all the way till 1.30...

yeah i will do it dat way....^^


"Workers never work, and slackers never slack"

lmao haha

Saturday, June 03, 2006

wow.....this weekend we had been bombarded by tons of homework......its so much its enuf to bury me alive AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ok not funny haha.......

lets see wad have i complete so far...............mb e-prac 5, mb exp6 and inorganic chem lab report
and wad i had not complete.............food science report, inorganic chem tut, fs tut, mb e-prac 8

wow so much seh....die liao lah this time

this hectic weekend is juz killing me..............i feel dat deres 1 song now dat really describes how my class shld be feeling now


Life Less Frightening by Rise Against

Suffering from something we're not sure of
In a world there is no cure for
These lives we live test negative for happiness
Flat line, no pulse, but eyes open
Single file like soldiers on a mission
If there's no war outside our heads
Why are we losing?

I don't ask for much
Truth be told I'd settle
For a life less frightening, a life less frightening
I don't ask for much
Truth be told I'd settle
For a life less frightening, a life less frightening

Hang me out to dry I'm soaking
With the sense of knowing
What's gone wrong but doing nothing I still run
Time again I have found myself stuttering
Foundations pulled out from under me
This breath is wasted on them all
Will someone answer me

I don't ask for much
Truth be told I'd settle
For a life less frightening, a life less frightening
I don't ask for much
Truth be told I'd settle
For a life less frightening, a life less frightening

Is there a God tonight?
Up in the sky or is it empty just like me (just like me)
A place where we can hide out from the night
Where you are all I see (where you are all I need)
So blow a kiss goodbye, and close your eyes
Tell me what you see (tell me what you see)
A life that's set inside this dream of mine
Where you are all I see

I don't ask for much
Truth be told I'd settle
For a life less frightening, a life less frightening
I don't ask for much
Truth be told I'd settle
For a life less frightening, a life less frightening



Seriously at this rate we r going, we r gonna break down sooner or later
so please SCL please make our life less frightening!!!!!!

Friday, June 02, 2006

yo.......this is an interesting video i found on youtube......wahahaha....fking hilarious man.....first time i watched i was almost sent to the hospital due to non-stop excessive laughter......hmm enjoy it =)

hmmm...............lets see once again.....rewinding to wad happen todae..............

Rewinding.....................................

Rewinding.....................................

ok!

Stop!

im brushing my teeth in the morning.....................fk rewinded too much

ok fast forward to 9am!

9 was mb lecture and blah blah blah....and so on and so forth

den at 10 was maths tutorial.......so easy >.<

Wenwei said dat our maths tutorial teacher very slacker!!!!! cuz she always come late den always leave first ......wahahaha

next was 3hrs break........hmm managed to finish my mb report followed by slping for arnd 1hr!!!! woohoo!!!!! maths lecture followed up and i got nth to say bout dat

Den primer again nth to say oso.......haha............next wednesday got some stupid field trip, hope it would be a fun one =)

today abit slack lah dun feel like posting much....guess my body have been exhausted of all its vital energy due to a hectic week rushing my work..........hmm...........in the meantime let me go Maple for 30mins WAHAHA

P.S: I have switch from Aquila server to Cassiopeia server.......now currently playing my warrior

finally got 2 weeks break, hope i get some time off to play!!!

Another great saying by none other den...........yes u guess it.......................................................

ME!!!!!!!!!

"Nobody is born stupid, in fact, everyone is born with equal intelligence.......The only difference between smart and stupid people? Its the way how the intelligence given to them is being used"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Mother: hello....hello....hello....
Son: whos dere?
Son: hello?
Son: pls identify urself stranger
Mother: dun u recognize ur own mother's voice? =.=

hmmm.....lets see todaes a so~so day, eheh phy and inorg chem lectures so bloody boring,
i found the microbio tut to be quite useful......and todae food science practical we made pastries!!!! now now boys and gurls, dun get excited over dat Holy Word....PASTRIES!!!! nope nope, i know y'all luv to eat it, but i found out todae dat it contains flour and fats!!!!! not a small amount but tons of them!!!! F _l_, hmm todae's practical was super fast haha 1hr+ only finish everything already, den midway thru our prac, a group of teachers from different secondary schools came to visit our food labs, ok so this is where the funny part came out. Me and Wenwei were washing our hands and playing a fool at the basin, when suddenly a flash came by our sight, as our eyes were to the back of the class, and juz nice dark clouds were gathering overhead, i suggested dat maybe got visitors since our teacher said got visitors walking arnd, den Wenwei said its the lightning lah, as we turned back, we were greeted by a sudden flooding of flashing into our eyes, blinding us momentarily........Wenwei got Punk'D big time!!! oh fk how could i forget, our break we were at library(once again), and weineng wanted to photocopy tons of notes from wenwei, as we were printing happily overdere, the printer got jammed.....after we pulled out all the paper, we thought all was clear, so we put in the notes to be reprinted but they keep coming up with "document jam, check the close cover", juz when we didnt know wad to do, wenwei suddenly exclaimed: eh, wheres my food science page9!!!!!!!!!! lmao.....dat was fking funny, only den we realised the paper was stuck right inside....wahaha we asked the assistance dere for help, and she opened the cover to our shock, IT WAS AT THE BLOODY TOP, RIGHT INFRONT OF OUR FACE !!!!!........3 of us got Punk'D super extreme big time =D

hmmm..........as for maths lecture, nth to say.....well maybe 1 word.......BOREDOM!!!!
ok, im rushing my mb exp7 report, which is fking hard as compared to the previous reports, so ciao!!!!



Another fine saying from none other den......................................................ME!!!!!!

"He who rushes things, never get it done properly"

( Gabriel Lau , 1989 - ????)

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Stranger 1 : I asked you fellows, whats cooler den being in cool??
Stranger 2 : Ice Cool =D

todae morning lecture abit boring...well den have any lectures being interesting so far??? WOO fail econs test liao....wahaha....kns.....After dat was this stupid talk by 2 entrepreneurs, the teacher praised them till *faints*, their restaurants is virtually unknown lah duh( as far as im concerned)....haha

yo.....wads up homies........its Wednesday once again.....time for the updating of Part II of my Trilogy........i guessed y'all had read Part I in last Wednesday post....haha

The Sacred Angel : Part II

Title: The 2 sides of Evil


Standing up, looking around
Chaos everywhere
Recounting the harrowing experiences
Why am i here anyway?

Flesh burning, skin peeling
Cries of sorrows
As the village was torn apart
I looked at a scene of unimaginable terror
Destruction, a show of sheer power

Watching how people were brutally
Massacred for their blood, life, soul
As barbarians rained upon them
Crusaders charged into the fray

Holding Holy Shields and Holy Avengers
They were like angels to the people of the village
The 2 gargantuan sides clashed, But
Whose the one caught in between them?

However strong the Crusaders were,
They never held on against the onslaught of barbarians
Soon they were toppling from their horses
Sensing an impending defeat

They retreated, what were they thinking?
How could they leave the helpless villagers
And their injured comrades in the battlefield
Seeing this scene, i rushed towards the field

The sacrifice is never knowing
This is the last time i will take the blame
Moving surreptitious i caught them offguard
Appearing like a apparition

The paralysing fear gripping them like a fiend
Rounding up the villagers and injured crusaders
We hopped onto the horses and rode away into
The peerless horizon, where all my previous thoughts
However strong, would be washed away
As saving people is now my priority...

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

yo peeps....wads up man

my frend (credits: Raymon) came up wif a few rhyming words, i thought it was funny so i decided to post it up for y'all, haha here goes..........Viewer Discretion!!!!!!

Scrutinize ur scrotum, rectify ur rectum, analyse ur anal....wahaha abit sick rith??

hmm ok so did y'all pray wif me yesterdae??? guess not seems todae is a long day.....stupid electives end early again............so blardy boring....sat outside the lecture room with Vanessa for arnd half an hr den after dat she went for her lunch and i was alone....so lonely!!!! arnd 12pm i called WenWei den he said he was at food junction, my conjection at dat point of time is dat he confirm is with many of our classmates dere....since he always eat at south canteen after electives......how fking right i was!!!!! im getting more and more observant!!!! =)

hmm....todae i think i was not in the right mood maybe cuz my day was spoilt by the electives.......damn boring lor......next time pon it even better!!!!!! hmm at food junction dere, no appetite dunno y....feeling damn tired dats all =) after dat we went to library(AGAIN), i had intented to do my reports dere but seems dat i juz cant concentrate....den weisheng come show me a book full of illustrations of the different skin diseases.....1 word sums it all up.........Awesome! wahaha...sadist......hmm dunno y ben dun find the book sick.....when other gurls were like going: EEEEKKKKK!!!! EEEEE!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!....................power liao lah......maybe next time show u a horror or gory book....wahaha jking......dun come after me =( lets see, after my long break, it was inorganic chem prac......todae de abit blur leh haha....see lah this is the result if u dun read ur lab manual beforehand.....wahaha

P.S: I forgot to hand up my data sheet 3!!!!!!!!! hmmm.....will try to hand it in 2mr, we will see how it goes first......


Another great saying by me once again....=D

"Fear is but a tool of terror, created to wreak havoc upon a peaceful world"

( Gabriel Lau, 1989 - ???? )